10 Signs Your Cats Wants To Kill You
There are many tell tale signs that are visible to the naked eye if you look closely enough. These signs are never normally seen as cats are one of the best animals in the art of espionage. Here I am going to help you survive living with a cat. I have created a number of signs which indicate a cats intent.
1. Be Wary of a Cat who sleeps on your bed -You know what they say keep your friends close keep your enemies even closer.
2. Cat paws at your face while you sleep – How many times have you woken up to being clawed on your face by you beloved cat? This is the cheap shot of the cat world, they attack you while you sleep.
3. Your Cat will meow at closed doors -This is a cats way of torturing you, waring you down. They will meow at a door for hours, even days until you open it. Once you give in and open the door the cat will walk away and not even go through he door. The cats playing mind games with you.
4. A Cat will leg it if you enter a room – You walk into a room as your cat gets startled and runs away. Be very careful as you cat may have set a booby trap in the room but been disturbed in the construction process.
5. Kneading of your body - To the untrained eye this looks like nothing more than a bit of kneading trying to find a place to rest on your body. But don’t be fooled, this is a old art form where the cat kneads your body looking for weaknesses in your skin and organs.
6. The Stare - This stare is normally the sign that a cat is about to pounce on you. Never I repeat never look away before a cat does or you could be devastated by its cat like reactions.
7. Cats Can Smell Fear - Every time a new person enters your home the cat will always choose one person that it can smell fear on. This can been seen by the cat smelly the shoes of it potential next fearful victim.
8. Suffocation – Your cat will come close to you looking like they just want to be stroked. They seem to waft there tale over your mouth but be wary this a cat trying suffocate you.
9. Cats fight amongst themselves over territory – Cats will fight to the death over territory, you think it is the sign of affection, but no it is the cats preventing any other cat getting you before they do.
10. Finally The Victims – Everyone knows someone who has fallen the victim to these predators. You will of heard through family of friends where someone has died and there cat had to get re-homed.
And finally always remember a cat has nine life’s…..
