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Yoda’s come back after 8 day adventure

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:42:05 +0000

This only a quick one as it is so late.

Last week I brought me dad down for a week with his two cats. The cats had to stay at seo rocks house as my missus is elurgic to cats.

Well yoda the bugger of the two got out and vanished for 8 days without a trace. We have looked a few times but sign of her.

So last night we created posters to put in local newsagents. This evening I was going to go round but them all and hand in posters.

BUT

Today as though she had not gone missing she was found half asleep in the living room on her normal perch.

Well who cares anyway. She has returned safe and sound.

‘texas stadium demolition’ SERPS Problems

admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:00:31 +0000

If you search in google for the term ‘texas stadium demolition’

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&safe=off&q=texas+stadium+Demolition&start=20&sa=N&fp=459b761b84e2996a

you will find nothing really out of place on the first page of google apart from a couple of Malware warning websites which will not let you look at them. If you continue on to the next pages of results all you will find is malware pages in the SERPs that pretty much cover all the first 8 pages of google for the keyphase ‘texas stadium demolition’.

My question is how long will it be before these pages are dropped out of google?

Jackson to clear

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:24:56 +0000

The estate of Michael Jackson have announced a record deal to sell more of jackos unreleased songs. This is in the aim to pay debts from Micheal Jackson.

This to me just looks like the father is trying to make a fast Buck.

Google Hit Newcastle Fans Where it Hurts

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:33:26 +0000

I am a massive Newcastle fan and I must say that I am glad Newcastle are on the way to recovery and back to the Premier League but it is a sorry sight when Google Remind where you should be.

Newcastle are not part of premierleague.com yet.

Bacon SERPS Image

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:56:32 +0000

I had to put this in here as I found it really funny. This is the example of how serps images sometimes are just not good sometimes.

Temp Mail

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:13:36 +0000

Have you heard the issue about Royal Mail staff going on strike this week. All the staff think that they can have it all there way y performing a strike. But this time Royal Mail may have the last laugh, you see Royal Mail are going to be recruiting 30,000 staff to cover the walk out.

I think this idea is brilliant, ok yes they are not tried and tested workers but they will do a job never the less. Imagine if the we work for even out do the old, what will happen then. Sorry but unfortunately with you striking we have given your job away.

Hats off to Royal Mail…

My Perfect Women

admin — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:56:49 +0000

Chloe Madeley is it.

I always go about people knowing when there too drunk to drive because there car is parked on their drive way on its roof. Well The daughter of Richard and Judy did the very same, well nearly. She turned her car over in a near by street then walked the rest of the way.

When the car was found it was identified as being Chloe Madeley’s car and now she has been arrested for drink driving charges.

I am the Son Of Michael Jackson

admin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:53:28 +0000

After the death of Michael Jackson every tom dick and harry has put there name in the hat as being the son of Michael Jackson.

So I have decided that I am going to join the bidding and putting my name in the hat as being the son of Michael Jackson.

BMW 1 Series for £3,800

admin — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:10:46 +0000

I was checking the internet tonight for stuff to put on here and I stumbled across this bargain.

Its a BMW 1 Series that has done no miles on the clock and is a steal at £3,800.

the bargain

When Should Planes Be Grounded?

admin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:27:45 +0000

After the current spait of plane crashes that have happened I have a question to ask.

When is a plane too old to run??

It appears that alot of the crashes that have happened have been with planes that were sold off as they were too old for some companies. So my question is simple.

But their are so many hidden laws and legislation that probably prevents all these problems but I think that no one will own up to the blame and no one has the enforcement to resolve it.