I have been here for a day and already I am sick of these people who come round saying morning morning holiday holiday. Why do they do it?

Do they really think that we didn’t realise were on holiday. Yes this morning I went to get some shopping I took the wrong turning at the lights and oops I am in Egypt. It is a simple mistake to make.

And that bloody whistle. Some bloody lezza is just walking round blowing her whistle.

Why?

probably cause her lass pissed her of this morning.

Appart from that it was like a 100 degrees at 6am this morning so I cannot complain.

I love this country….